The Woof of Wall Street
Presented by Yes Coach
🚨 MANDATORY MEETING ALERT 🚨
📂 The Woof of Wall Street is here to disrupt your business-as-usual routine. Join us for a corporate takeover at Sanctuary on January 5th from 6 PM to 11 PM.
🗂️ Your hosts, Tucker Max & JP Hardy, have prepared the ultimate networking experience — where collars meet ties and boardroom energy gets very hands-on.
🖇️ Agenda:
• Clock in with DJ Remy D and DJ Noël spinning beats to boost productivity.
• Dress to impress: Business suits encouraged, but if you’re more of a nerd attire, missionary suits, or “IT support after hours” vibe kinda guy, you’re absolutely on-brand.
• High-stakes deals, power moves, and…mandatory team-building activities.
🛠️ Tools of the trade provided by Sniffies and Fuck Water—because every good team needs support.
🔥 Attendance is required—bring your A-game, your best suit (or your geek chic, missionary uniform or Sunday best), basically just look intentional and let’s make this a night where business pleasure takes on a whole new meaning.
$25 presale, $35 at the door
Get tix: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/71331
Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on Ninth.