New Years Eve 2024: Fancy Cats!
Fancy Cats! Celebrate 2025 by petting new friends and old.
“I gave my cat a bath the other day…they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that…” – Steve Martin
New Years Eve is a time for hope and remembrance.
Time to break out the suit & tie and evening dresses.
Who wears them? Up to you!
Don’t have a suit or a dress? Wear something that approximates as to the best of your ability.
Or you can dress like a cat. All cats are fancy.
No street clothes, ball hats, sweat clothes, T-shirts (unless its one of those sweet faux-tuxedo T-Shirts) or other shit you wear to Costco.
Tickets here: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/70907
Doors 8 p.m.
Featuring Djs Harley, Cake Fvcker, Cockstorm, and Purple Rain
Performances by Seattle Shibari. The world-famous (literally) Shibari expert just returned from performing in China and Mexico City.
Performances by MxBliss. Portland’s favorite funky-queer femdom, speed date host, clown, and fem rigger.
This event has sold out every year. Don’t be a whiner. You had 364 days to get ready!
Tickets here: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/70907
“She had the best pussy I’ve ever seen… wha?… oh! You people are sick. I was talking about her cat.” – Steve Martin once explained, adding, “That cat was the best fuck I ever had.”
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