🍭💦 SWEET. STICKY. BAD FOR YOUR TEETH.
YES COACH dives headfirst into sugar-rush chaos with JAWBREAKERS at Sanctuary.
Think neon candy commercials after midnight.
Sticky floors. Glowing smiles. Bad decisions.
Two little freaks sharing the world’s most dangerous sucker while the bass melts the walls around them.
TIX https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/92760
This one’s for the guys who like it messy:
🍬 jawbreakers cracking open
💦 sweet things getting sucked dry
⚡ neon locker-room energy
🫦 playful trouble with zero shame
The candy’s hard.
The crowd probably won’t be.
JUNE 7TH
6PM ‘til close
@ Sanctuary
⚠️ WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD ⚠️
TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/92760
🎟️☀️ DOUBLE FEATURE SUMMER SALE ☀️🎟️
We’re bundling the summer chaos together.
For a limited time, you can grab presale access to BOTH upcoming YES COACH parties for just $40 total.
🍭 JAWBREAKERS
Sweet sucker-sucking neon candy chaos.
🧠 THE GOON SQUAD
A full-blown gooner descent into overstimulated bro-brainrot.
Two completely different months.
Two completely different energies.
One discounted presale before prices jump.
If you already know you’re hitting both, this is the move.
⚡ LIMITED TIME ONLY
⚡ LIMITED QUANTITY
⚡ BOTH PARTIES INCLUDED
Secure the summer before your remaining brain cells dissolve.
