Yes Coach presents
THE GOON DEN
by CockBlock
Hosted by Tucker Max
đź“Ť Sanctuary
đź“… Sunday, July 5th
đź•• 6PM – Close
The Fourth of July weekend comedown.
TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/92761
Everybody’s cooked from the holiday anyway, so we’re turning Sanctuary into a full-on goon cave for the night.
THE GOON DEN is built for baters, side bros, gooners, goblins, and people who just want to lock in with good energy, mutual attraction, and a room full of other dumbasses running on the exact same wavelength.
No one touches me like me… right?
For the folks with a penis, CockBlock takes over the Den with toys available to demo and order throughout the night, including the new CockBlock Stroke.
Unlike traditional strokers, CockBlock is built around shared sensation, body contact, frotting, side play, and mutual movement between two dudes. The new Stroke model is lighter, textured, easier to handle, and honestly feels made for something you could keep next to the couch, toss in a gym bag, or maybe discreetly bring along for a “nature walk” out at Rooster Rock later.
Basically:
two homies,
one toy,
one surviving brain cell.
TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/92761
Expect:
• communal gooner energy
• intimate spaces
• couches and conversation
• mutual bate sessions
• soft lighting and glowing screens
• horny tunnel vision
• side bro chaos
• dudes completely losing track of time together
• the general feeling society may have peaked already
No dance floor pressure.
No circuit party energy.
No butt sex.
