Pride 2026: Stank & Yes Coach

🏆💦 STANK x YES COACH: PRIDE WEEKEND 💦🏆

For one sweaty night only, San Francisco’s legendary STANK and Portland’s favorite athletic slutty playground are joining forces for a celebration of sweat, scent, gear, competition, and unapologetic Pride weekend debauchery.

🍻 PREGAME // 8PM-10PM

Come early.

Grab a drink.

Meet some new teammates.

Run a few try-outs.

Win some prizes.

Check out the field before the real games begin.

TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/93071

🔥 MAIN EVENT // 10PM-4AM

Then things get a little sweatier.

Expect athletes, gear pigs, pit worshippers, jocks, wrestlers, pups, leatherfolk, dancers, and every flavor of Pride weekend trouble under one roof.

We’ll have competitions, giveaways, live performances, music, eye candy, and enough musk in the air to make your Uber driver ask questions tomorrow morning.

No judgment.

No attitudes.

No benchwarmers.

Whether you’re here to compete, flirt, dance, show off your favorite gear, chase a trophy, bury your face in a championship-caliber pit, or simply follow your nose wherever it leads, there’s room on the team.

🎧 JUMPR (SF), Bro Hoe & Lake Everett
💦 Hosted by Spencer Adam & Tucker Max
🌙 Open until 4AM

Suit up.

Get sweaty.

Play hard.

And if you lose?

Well, that sucks.

There’s probably a pig around here who’s more than happy to explain where you went wrong.

 TICKETS

• TIER 1 – Early Stank VERY LIMITED: $26 BAG CHECK INCLUDED. EARLY DOGS GET THE BONE — THESE WILL GO FAST.

• TIER 2 – Funkmaster (AFTER 1 SELLS OUT): $35
  STILL A DEAL. BUT YOU WAITED… AND YOU MIGHT REGRET IT.

• DOOR (IF AVAILABLE): $45
  VERY LIMITED. FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. NO PROMISES.

TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/93071

And we stay open until 4AM. So hurry back over to top or bottom off your night when everyone else shuts down.

We heard you loud and clear after last year. The music was AMAZING. The energy matters. The vibe matters. So the favorites are back behind the decks and we’re dialing the entire night up harder.

Dress athletic.
Dress cocky.
Dress like you’re about to win something.

Bring the good musk. Not the “forgot deodorant three days ago” kind. The freshly worked-out, locker room, competitive filth kind.

Champions Smells get VIP.

TIX: https://members.pdxsanctuary.com/events/93071