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Festivus: Holiday for the Rest of Us

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Sanctuary’s eighth Festivus holiday celebration.
Festivus defined by Seinfeld: A non-denominational holiday party, Festivus represents all those who hate the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas.
Look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y
Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I reached for a doll for my son. Another man grabbed the same doll. As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way…”
Featuring
–An unadorned pole!
–An airing of grievances!!
–A protest!
–White Elephant gift exchange!
–More!
There may even be Festivus miracles! Who can explain them?
Cash: $10/$12 CC
Guests can stay for “Santa Orgy: Krampussy” afterward.
An unadorned pole: exactly as it sounds
The Airing of Grievances: Fill out a post it. Then stick it to the wall. It doesnt mean the grievance is fixed or gone. It just means more people know what bothers you. These grievances are unedited and do not express the opinions of Sanctuary or its staff.
From last year: 
 
 
A protest: someone will surely complain
 
Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on ninth.

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