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Festivus! The holiday for the rest of us!

December 20 @ 7:00 pm

Sanctuary’s sixth Festivus holiday celebration. Last year was snowed out!

Festivus defined by Seinfeld: A non-denominational holiday party, Festivus represents all those who hate the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas.

Look here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y

Frank Costanza: “Many Christmases ago, I reached for a doll for my son. Another man grabbed the same doll. As I rained blows upon him, I knew there had to be a better way…”

Featuring
–An unadorned pole!
–An airing of grievances!!
–A protest!
–White Elephant gift exchange!
–More!

There may even be Festivus miracles! Who can explain them?

Cash: $10/$12 CC

Guests can stay for “Santa Orgy: Krampussy” afterward.

An unadorned pole.

The Airing of Grievances: Fill out a post it. Then stick it to the wall. It doesnt mean the grievance is fixed or gone. It just means more people know what bothers you. These grievances are unedited and do not express the opinions of Sanctuary or its staff.

 

Sanctuary is 21+, LGBTQ+, ADA, anti-racism, and celebrates diversity. Enter on ninth.

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Details

Date:
December 20
Time:
7:00 pm

Venue

Sanctuary
33 NW 9th Ave
Portland, OR 97209
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